English is a funny language
There is neither an egg in an eggplant nor a ham in a hamburger. There is neither an apple nor a pine in a pineapple… English muffins were not invented in England neither French fries in France. Sweetmeats are candies, while sweetbreads, which aren’t sweet, are meat. We take English for granted. But if we explore its paradoxes, we find that quicksand can work slowly. Boxing rings are square, and a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig. And why is it that writers write, but fingers don’t fing, grocers don’t groce, and bolsters don’t bolst, and hammers don’t ham? If the plural of tooth is teeth, why isn’t the plural of booth is beeth? One goose, two geese. So, one moose, two meese? And is cheese the plural of choose? If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat? And if a teacher taught, why didn’t the preacher praught? Ship by truck, and send cargo by ship? How come noses can run and feet can smell? How can the weather